Whatsapp Funny Status
Whatsapp Funny Status - If you are looking for funny whatsapp status than you are at right place. we all got bored by same boring captions so we bought you some interesting whatsapp status, you can use this caption for your instagram also so here are some funny whatsapp status which you can post on your status.
- Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That’s why it’s called
- When you fall, I will be there to catch you – With love, the floor.
- There’s Always A Person That You Hate For No Reason
- The only time success comes before work is in dictionary.
- You’re just jealous because the voices like talking to me more
- Silence may be golden, but duct tape is shiny and silver.
- Life isn’t about how many breaths you take but about the moments that take your breathe away.
- Life Is Full Of Questions. Idiots Are Full Of Answers.
- I’m trying to think how I can think of what I want to think.
- I’m great in bed; I can sleep for days.
- I only pretend to work. They pretend to pay me for it. We don’t like to talk about it.
- Doing nothing is very hard thing to do…you never know when to finish.
- A book-store is only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.
- Life is Short – Chat Fast!
- I’m not fat, I’m just easy to see.
- I Will Slap You So Hard That Even Google Won’T Able To Find You.
- I don’t get older, I level up.
- Weather forecast for tonight: dark
- The Four Words A Girl Most Want To Hear. I Bought You Food.
- Sometimes You Just Want To Throw Fertilizer At People So They Grow Up.
- Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.
- Sarcasm: A literary device for identifying the stupid.
- Retirement at 65 is ridiculous. When I was 65 I still had pimples.
- Q Quite Man Is A Thinking Man. A Quite Woman Is Usually Mad.
- People that Change Love status after 30 Sec… GF is the Reason…
- ou Throw It Hard Enough.
- No matter how smart you are you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.
- My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death..!!
- Mosquitos are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood.
- Marriage Lets You Annoy One Special Person For The Rest Of Your Life.
- Marriage Is A Workshop Where Husband Works & Wife Shops.
- Love starts with a hug, grows with a kiss, and ends with a tear.
- If you want your wife to listen to you, then talk to another woman; she will be all ears.
- If I Had A Dollar For Every Smart Thing You’Ve Said I’D Be Poor.
- If College has taught us anything, it’s texting without looking 🙂
- I Wonder What Happens When Doctor’s Wife Eats An Apple A Day…
- I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. “Alright, get in the basket.”
- I Won’T Be Impressed With Technology Until I Can Download Food.
- I have been to many places but my goal is to go everywhere.
- I hate how chocolate melts in my hand I mean am I that hot?
- I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
- I consider myself a crayon, I might not be your favorite color but one day you’ll need me to complete your picture.
- I Am Brilliant Brunette With lots of blonde moments.
- Guys are like stars, there are millions of them, but only one makes your dreams come true.
- Don’t Make Me Laugh. I’M Trying To Be Mad At You.
- Don’t drink while driving – you will spill the beer.
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
- As Usual, There Is A Great Woman Behind Every Idiot.
- All you need to grow fine, vigorous grass is a crack in your sidewalk.
- A politician is a fellow who will lay your life down for his country.
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